A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart
 

of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine

lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk

standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the

cashier.

He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition,

looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly

unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely

correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."