THE BENCH

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to  the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair  in
all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.  The old man
just stared.  Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.  The
young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never
done anything wild in your life?"  Without batting an eye, the old man
replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if
you were my son."