Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

 
 
 
Schizophrenia - Do you hear what I hear?
 
 
 
Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Queens Disoriented Are
 
Dementia - I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
 
 
Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
 
 
Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office
and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants.................
 
 
Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
 
 
Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
 
 
Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll
Tell You Why
 
 
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells............