PMS Definitions

1. Pass My Shotgun


2. Psychotic Mood Shift


3.Perpetual Munching Spree


4.Puffy Mid-Section


5.People Make me Sick


6.Provide Me with Sweets


7.Pardon  My Sobbing


8.Pimples May Surface


9.Pass My Sweatpants


10.Pissy Mood Syndrome


11.Plainly; Men Suck


12.Pack My Stuff


...and my favorite one...


13.Potential Murder Suspect