She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the Army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
At the bottom of an application where it says "sign here," she wrote Sagittarius."
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics".
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice can
because it said "Concentrate."
She told someone to meet her at the corner of "WALK"
and "DON'T WALK."
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She studied for a blood test.
She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."

She sold the car for gas money.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that
said,"Airport Left,"
she turned around and went home.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around
the home, she moved.
She thought Taco Bell was Mexico's phone company.
She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be
speechless.
She thought she could only use her AM radio in the
morning.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought
stood for "Tits
Go In Front"