DON'T ARGUE WITH CHILDREN
  A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
  The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
  swallow a human, because even though it was a very large mammal
  its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was
  swallowed by a whale.
  Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow
  a human; it was physically impossible.
  The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah".
  The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" !
  The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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  A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
  while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each
  child's work.
  As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she
  asked what the drawing was? The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
  The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks
  like."
  Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
  replied, "They will in a minute."
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  A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with
  her five and six year olds.
  After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy
  mother," she asked, "is there a commandment that teaches us how
  to treat our brothers and sisters?"
  Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
  answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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  An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that
  Billy Brown had kissed her after class.
  "How did that happen?" gasped her mother.
  'It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls
  helped me catch him."
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  The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was
  trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
  "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all
  grownup and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's
  Michael. He's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room
  rang out, "And there's the teacher.
  She's dead."
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  A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
  Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I
  stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and
  I would turn red in the face."
  "Yes," the class said.
  "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
  position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow
  shouted, "Cause yer feet ain't empty."