A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.


So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for

"Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover

says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives and

gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun

and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do", the homeowner

asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm

going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this

baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained

to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be

subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the

van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun

for?" asks the homeowner. "If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.