Women's Nightly Prayer

          Now I lay me
          Down to sleep.
          I pray the Lord
          My shape to keep.
          Please no wrinkles
          Please no bags
          And lift my butt
          Before it sags.
          Please no age spots
          Please no gray
          As for my belly,
          Take it away.
          Please keep me healthy
          Please keep me young,
          And thank you Dear Lord
          For all you've done.
 
 
          Foot Note:
          One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
          "If we don't get some support soon, people will  think we're nuts."