The Cat Made Me Send This ....
   
   
    1. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will
    pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham
   
    2. "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown
   
    3. "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have
never forgotten this." -- Anonymous
   
    4. "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
    through snow." --Jeff Valdez
   
    5. "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb
   
    6. "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry Berkeley
   
    7. "One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway
   
    8. "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message -and get back to
    you later." - Mary Bly
   
    9. "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good
    many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
    --Joseph Wood Krutch
   
    10. "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next
life." -
    Faith Resnick
   
    11. "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all
    owned by cats." -- Anonymous
   
    12. "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats
    is infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte Taine
   
    13. "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to
    welcome me." -- Unknown
   
    14. "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and
    cats" -- Albert Schweitzer
   
    15. "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -- Ernest Menaul
   
    16. "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
   
    17. "Time spent with cats is never wasted." -- Colette
   
    18. "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and
    they have many other fine qualities as well." -- Missy Dizick
   
    19. "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with
    strange cats." -- Colonial American proverb
   
    20. "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask
    for what you want." -- Joseph Wood Krutch
   
    21. "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
   
    22. "My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."
   
    23. "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."