You may not know that many non-living things have
a gender;

For example...

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they
hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once
turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.
It's an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the
wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's
often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it
to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it,
and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always
getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed
much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to
have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You
thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives
a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know the right buttons to
push, he keeps trying.