A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices

his friend is very well endowed.

"Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.

"I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."

"What do you mean?" Jim asked.

"Well, everyday for the past two years I've spent an hour each night

rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it

grow 4inches! You should try it."

Jim agrees and the two say good bye. A few months later the two are in

the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.

Jim replied, " I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten

smaller! I lost two inches already!"

"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"

"Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."

"Crisco?!?" Bob exclaimed. "Dammit Jim, Crisco's shortening!..."