A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for
    $10 million bucks! This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an
    occupational benefit, and why he got the job in the first place,
    since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to
    hear anything he'd ever have to testify about in court.
  
    When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his
    missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his tax lawyer who knows
    sign language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the $10
    million bucks you embezzled from me?"
  
    The tax lawyer, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the
    $10 millions dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't
    know what you are talking about." The tax lawyer tells the
    Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
  
    That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
    bookkeepers' temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!" The tax
    lawyer signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't
    tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in
    a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's
    backyard in Queens!"
  
  
    The Godfather asks the tax lawyer: "Well, what'd he say?" The tax
    lawyer
    replies: "He says you don't have the balls to ! pull the trigger!"