New virus called "WORK"
 
   There is a new virus.  The code name is "WORK". If
   you receive WORK from your colleagues,
   your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else--, do not
   touch WORK under any circumstances.
 
   This virus wipes out your private life completely.
   If you should happen to come in contact
   with this virus, take two friends and go straight to
   the nearest bar. Order drinks and after three
   rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely
   deleted from your brain.
 
 
   Forward this virus warning immediately to at least
   five friends. Should you realize you do not
   have five friends, this means you are already
   infected by this virus and WORK already controls
   your whole life.
 
   If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until
   you make at least five friends. Then retry.
   I think I have five friends but, am not entirely
   positive....so I'm headed for the bar anyway.
 
   Never hurts to be safe!

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Virus Alert


If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes," delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only
erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on
disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR
and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair
and your Nair with Rogaine.

If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds,
you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and
shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that
will ignite the person nearest you. Send to everyone.