Picture on the night stand ......
 
 
  After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man
  on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your
  husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to
  him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says,
  nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he
  inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers.
  "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
  "That's me before the surgery.