Liver and Cheese
 
     
    Three kids are in school, a Mexican, a White, and a Black.  The
      teacher asked them each to make a sentence with the words
      'liver and cheese.'
       
      The White kid said: "My mom made me a liver
      and cheese sandwich and it was soooo good."
       
      The Black kid said: "My poppa told my momma to go get the
      cheese and she didn't, so my poppa punched her in the liver."
       
      The Mexican kid said: "Some kids were trying to look under my
      sister's dress so I told them, "Hey!  Liver alone.  Cheese my
      sister!"