A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class
gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to
see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde passenger that she's paid
for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back.

The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm
going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells
the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in
First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to
explain that because she only paid for economy she is only
entitled to an economy seat and she will have to leave and return
to her original seat.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm
going to Melbourne and I' m staying right here!"

Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was
no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when
they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle
this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!"

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and
she says "Oh, I'm sorry- I had no idea," gets up and moves back to
her seat in the economy section.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he
said to make her move without any fuss.

The Pilot replied "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne"