LITTLE JOHNNIE

One day, the teacher asked the class to stand up and tell everybody what their father did for a living.

Mary raised her hand and went first. "My father is a machinist at the local car factory", she said.

Tony raised his hand, stood up and said, "My father is a doctor that fixes peoples hearts".

Out of the corner of her eye, the teacher could see that Little Johnny was anxiously waving his hand to go next. The teacher was very undecided to choose Little Johnny but decided to give him a try.

"My father", Little Johnny started, " is an exotic dancer at a gay bar on the other side of town. He gets up on stage and starts d! ancing and then starts taking all his clothes off. Sometimes, people throw him money and he does a special lap dance for them."

The teacher fell over backwards red-faced with embarrassment. Quickly, she gave the rest of the class an assignment while she pulled Little Johnny aside.

"Johnny, is that really true; your father is an exotic dancer?", she asked.

Little Johnny replied, "No, he plays for the Boston Red Sox but I was too embarrassed to say so".