At a press conference today, Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of Democratic
Presidential nominee John Kerry, announced that she's going to be

 

on
the campaign trail
with her husband!

 

"To prepare myself," she said, "I have shaved off all my pubic hair.
>From now until the election, I shall sit on the stage with John, and may
occasionally flash my legs apart without wearing any panties.  This will
send a strong message to America."

 

"Just what is that message, Mrs. Kerry?" gasped astonished reporters at
the news of this rather startling announcement.

 

To which Teresa replied, "Read My Lips,  No More Bush!!