Three Texas surgeons were arguing about who had the greatest skill.

The first began, "Three years ago, I reattached three fingers on a
pianist. He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England."

The second replied, "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car
accident. All his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two years
after I reattached them, he won three gold medals for field events in
the Olympics."

The third said, "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was
high on pot and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a freight
train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the
horse's ass and a ten gallon hat. Two years ago he became President
of the United States."