Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12

  A man walks into a drug store with his 12-year old son. They happen

  to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these,

  Dad?", to which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called

  condoms, son....Men use them to have safe sex."

  "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in

  health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a

  package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."

  The Dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one

  for Saturday, and one for Sunday. "Cool!" says the boy.

  He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

  "Those are for college boys." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO

  for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then

  who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

  With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for

January,

  one for February, one for March........"